Part 45

The View from Nongkhai

Published

28 February

2007

 

Breaking News

The Prime Minister of Thailand Surayud Chulanont has announced that because of the problems at the brand new Suvarnabhumi Airport, the old airport Don Muang will reopen. Bangkok will now have two international airports, he explained.

To simplify matters one airport will be used for passenger arrivals, so that all aircraft will land there. Aircraft will then take off from the other airport which will be used for passenger departures. A further announcement will be made as soon as it is decided which airport will provide which service.

Arising from Episode 44

via email from Rupert : I WAS GOING TO TELL EVERYONE OF YOUR WEBSITE BUT CANT NOW FOR FEAR OF LETTING THEM SEE ME IN IT. HA HA HA . I DO HATE PHOTOS OF MYSELF. ESPECIALLY WHEN I LOOK THAT GORMLESS. STILL IVE BEEN HERE IN VANG VIENG CLIMBING MOUNTAINS AND TRYING TO LOSE SOME OF THAT BELLY . BLOODY HARD WORK CLKIMBING THESE MOUNTAINS YOU KNOW.  THANK GOD FOR  BEER LAO EH.

Apparently some confusion was caused last episode when the banner on the opening page mysteriously re-activated itself. For reasons not yet known to me it stopped working sometime last year but spontaneously started working again for part 44. I have now removed it (I hope) and can confirm that while Dott and I remain good friends, we are no longer husband and wife. This may be self evident later on when I write about the latest road trip with Dan.

I was surprised by the number of people who actually went to the trouble of asking me "Did Glen really take everything when he sold the Outback to Jim and Brad?"

The answer is no. I happened to have a photo from the time when Glen was re-decorating which included Jim and Brad, and I used it as a joke.

Funnily enough, nobody has yet asked me if Brad really does have a beer bottle permanently glued to his hand. Why is this?

Perhaps this would be a good point to mention that the first item above entitled "Breaking News" is only partially true. There is a joke there. Hopefully you spotted it.

The last episode featured the Great Fire of Nongkhai. This was the scene the following morning. It also seems bizarre that scarcely three weeks ago we were all wearing coats, whereas we are now all in shorts and thin tops as the temperature is now in the eighties Fahrenheit around 30°C.

The pictures of the fire and its aftermath were kindly provided by Leigh (below right).

Dan and I had breakfast at the Friendship Guesthouse with Leigh and Tim, and he broke the rather disappointing news to us that their landlord has declined to renew their lease, and plans to get a member of his family to run it in place of Leigh and Tim.

I have said before that Leigh and Tim made it a lovely spot to visit, (an oasis of tranquillity) and I have some fond memories of time spent in their company, so I am saddened that their tenure will cease at the end of the month.

Its not all bad news however as Leigh and Tim did confide that Tim is now pregnant, so congratulations are in order. I look forward to reporting on their happy event later this year, but clearly they did not heed my warning contained

in part 39. The list of couples running bars who have had or are having babies includes Brendan and Noi, Giulio and Sangjun, Hasi and Joy and now Leigh and Tim. Is it the beer or the Nongkhai air?

In truth it may be neither as another couple who passed on similar news of an impending happy event were Mia and Jens, below left. My thought when looking at this photo was 'what a nice pair'. Mia and Jens were visiting Nongkhai from Denmark with Mia's parents Kathy and Anders (right).

I did enjoy having my daughter and my grandchildren here in Nongkhai, so I imagine that Kathy and Anders are looking forward to their first grandchild. There is something special about having babies and young children about the house.

After an excellent meal at Oy's restaurant, generously paid for by Anders, we repaired to Chris and Nang's bar in Tha Sadet, where Anders enjoyed a game of pool with TJ, a friend of Chris, visiting from Alaska.

The result of the encounter is not known, but my money is on TJ, as he is holding a cue, while Anders is holding a glass. At the time these photos were taken, (at the end of January), residents of Nongkhai were wearing warm clothing. It's not hard to see that both TJ and Anders are visitors from colder climes.

While in Nongkhai, Dan and I visited the Copenhagen Inn, clearly a name with a Danish flavour. There we met Alan and his wife Jum, but we were confused when Alan spoke English with a strong Oz accent. It turns out that Alan is Danish but has spent a lot of time in Oz.

As well as posing with husband Alan, Jum posed with very attractive younger sister Tan. Sadly for mankind, Tan has a boyfriend.

Nevertheless, as well as enjoying our meals, Dan and I  thought that Tan was a very good reason to revisit the Copenhagen Inn. Like other bar/restaurant owners in Nongkhai, Alan and Jum have also had a baby very recently. Melissa, like my grandson Ché was happy to be cuddled for some time by me. She was a delight to hold. I said earlier that there is something special about having babies and young children about the house. I do miss my own grandchildren, and at times am not a little envious of those with youngsters.  

Someone with youngsters in the house is John (below). It is not hard to see that he was very happy to be reunited with his young son after a 6 month spell working in Australia. Dan and I bumped into him at "Friday night is pig roast night at the Outback" on Dan's maiden visit.

Clearly Dan and John were in contemplative mood when they posed for this photo, or was it just that were hungry?

I hadn't seem Jimmy 'the Schmear' for some time, so it was great to catch up with him, seen here below left in red with Trevor in blue. Nick, centre in green, usually tries to hide from my camera, but ve haf vays of getting your photo, as this shot clearly demonstrates. Below right Denis helps himself to just another slice of roast pork, while Derrick looks on. When they first appeared in part 29, Denis and Derrick were visiting Nongkhai with the lovely Tracy. Denis liked it so much on that visit that he now lives here, and is a regular visitor to the Friday night pig roast.

 

The English language in Thailand

I have to return to 'that menu', as it offers so much fun. Here, not only is there a choice of three different ways of preparing and serving sea bass, but there are also three different ways of spelling it.

Rather like the '3 Vikings in Thai style', you are left wondering what was the intended translation. I suppose one way to find out would be to order it.

That menu was at a hotel that in Korat (Nakhon Ratchasima). I like Korat, it has some very interesting features and things to see and do. On display at the railway station I found this old steam locomotive.

It is at the entrance to the station, on a short length of track, and makes an eye-catching display piece from a bygone era.

I realised that the Thai State Railway is not the only enterprise to display old memorabilia in this way, so I plan to feature some of the other offerings on display in future episodes.

However this beautiful old Mercedes Benz in excellent condition was not on display. Instead it was simply parked in the station car park, and appeared to be in regular use.

 

At the Meeting Place

O K I confess, I do have a thing about Lot, or Rhose as she is also known, so I make no excuse for publishing her picture again.

I took Dan there to meet her 'in the flesh' (and to have lunch), but while we were eating I spotted movement out of the corner of my eye and saw this snake.

It was quite long, if you look carefully it extends into the top left hand corner of the picture. After talking to the erudite Gordon on the subject, I believe that it may have been a golden tree snake. Perhaps said Gordon can identify it from this picture?

The Mekhong water level falls

At the end of October last year the Mekhong was exceptionally high (for October). The picture on the left was included in part 41, and there were 9 steps to the wooden decking.

The picture on the right was taken this month, when there were 57 steps to the wooden decking. It's not the going down that's the problem, it's the coming back up afterwards!

In similar vein, when Dan and I were in Nakhon Panom last year, I took the picture below left from my hotel balcony. I took the other picture earlier this month from more or less the same spot.

Not only can you see how much the river has dropped, but you can see the effect that four months without rain has had on the foliage of the trees. Dan and I enjoyed our first trip to NP last year, and had wanted to return, but were quite disappointed this time.

However Thailand is never without interesting sights. This guy had a bicycle mounted sideways on the back of his motorbike, and Dan photographed him through the open window as we drove alongside.

   

More Jokes

Something tells me that this is not a genuine photo, but there is nevertheless something very appealing about the idea behind it.

My thanks to Barry (Chatchy) for forwarding it to me.

Don't journalists love those plays on words Ranger? Battering opponents indeed! My principal reason for including this item is that 'tosser' is a word frequently used by Dan to describe other people, and I have often wondered precisely what he meant.

Now I know that he is referring to 'those who regularly toss a pancake in a pan while running'. For those readers who are not native English speakers, you can now add 'tosser' to your vocabulary. And of course, should someone call you a 'tosser' you will know that they intend no offence, they are simply referring to your ability to regularly toss a pancake in a pan while running.

 

 

Oh dear. I am running out of space, and I have not yet touched on the visits that Dan and I paid to 'La La Land' or Pattaya as it is known by some.

 

I include this picture of La La Land taken from the top of a hill just to the south, and suggest that it is a view rarely seen by most visitors, and I suspect, even fewer residents. What say you Paul?

 

It would be churlish to end without any photos of the people we met, so as an appetizer for the next episode, I conclude with a photo of Dan and Yoot, one of Dao and myself, while sandwiched between us are Joy who is a karaoke singer from Nakhon Panom and Orange who works in a petrol station in Khon Kaen. Orange's parting words to us were "I love you two guys".

OK that's enough for this episode. Clearly the next episode will conclude Dan's current trip to the Magic Kingdom. This weekend (the first in March) sees the start of the Prab Hor festival, unique to Nongkhai. I reported on this festival last year in part 31. If you live in or around Nongkhai, it is well worth a visit. Finally, where is this sign (right) to be found?

Best Wishes to you all Tony

 

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