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Welcome
to episode 30
At the beginning of the last episode I
quoted from Richard Dawkins. I did so, because he made me laugh
and I wanted to share it. Sadly some readers thought that I was
attacking religion in general and creationism in particular.
This was not my intention. I simply enjoyed the concept of a God
who goes to great trouble to provide predators with beautiful
adaptations to catch prey, while with the other hand giving prey
beautiful adaptations to thwart them, and the idea that perhaps
God enjoys the spectator sport. This may not be as bizarre as it
seems at first sight. The Christian Bible says something to the effect
that God created Man in His own image. No one would dispute that
all mankind enjoys jokes and has a sense of humour, so if you
believe the Bible, (and many do) it is logical to infer that God must like
jokes and have a sense of humour too (otherwise we would not be
made in His image).
Mankind's current view of God is
generally anthropomorphic, probably because it elevates our own
status. However it has not always been so. It is generally true
that the more 'primitive' the society, the less anthropomorphic
is/are their God/Gods. While if you believe in the Gaia
hypothesis, mankind has no special relationship with the
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Comments
on episode 29
From Fred (right) "You misquoted me.
What I said was that you sound like Julian at the Mutmee.
That is, you have the same upper class accent from somewhere in
Gloucestershire."
Ah, so that's why
Nigel says "You don't half talk posh Tony". |
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From Kim (left) via email
Hi Tony.
Given the facts that I'm a former BANKER,
I will be counting the number of times you get your manicure
done in my wife's salon. The money she makes really interest
me a lot.
Love
Kim
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From
Marianne (right) via email
Hi Tony
I hope you enjoy the sun, - I can tell you that is
was minus 10°C this morning, When I was
going to work on my bicycle, my eyelashes were freezing
to my cheek. Of course it could not happen to you, even
in Denmark, because this happened at 5.30 a.m. - and I
think that you are sleeping at this time at the
night!!!!! ;-)
I see that you got a "Nigeria-letter". Please be
careful. Tony, These kind of people are deeply criminal.
Remember: "The cheese in a mousetrap is always free!!!!"
However I have always wanted to respond to letters like
this myself. I got one this morning. But I deleted it.
Best regard and a big hug!!!!!
Marianne :-)
(I certainly am asleep at 5.30 a.m., especially so if it
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lovely expression
about the cheese and the mousetrap.) |
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From
Markus (right) via email
Dear Tony,
thank your very much for your short but loveley story
about Lea and me. The Picture is really natural and i
think we are good looking hi,hi.
Well, i am back in Switzerland for work now. Lea is in
India for another 2 months and after one day i miss my
magnificant lady.
I hope you had not too much headpain after drinking so
mutch beer lao.
All the best wishes and buddha bless you
Markus |
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Ah Markus,
you are so modest, here is a picture of your magnificent
lady perched on the top bunk. |
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From
Gemma (left and right) via email
Tony please destroy that awful photo of me taken in
Bangkok last month.
Consider it
done. I wanted to replace it with the one on the left
but Gemma's comment was
"I really don't like this
photo either do you have any more? If not go ahead and
use it I will just have to get over my vanity problem
xx"
I took the
one on the right out of a movie, and was relieved when
Gemma commented "Yeh
Tony that one is fine we got there in the end!!!" |
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In
countries with four seasons, autumn can bring particular
problems from fallen leaves. Here in Thailand, leaves
can fall at any time of the year, and may present a much
larger problem. We had some strong winds last month
which encouraged this palm frond on a neighbour's tree
to detach itself and land neatly straddling the
telephone wire to our house. Amazingly the wire did not
break, so the frond was suspended some 12 feet above the
ground. Eventually Dott and I got it down without
breaking the phone wire, and returned it next door. |
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Visitors from Denmark |
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Either Kim
is a lucky man, or it is very cold in Denmark at the
moment, as there seems to be a continuous procession of
Kim's friends and family coming to visit. Naturally Kim
will claim it is the former, but I think Marianne's
comment above favours the latter explanation. The latest
arrival is Bent, seen here with girlfriend Meurk.
Bent has
previously appeared in episode 7 where he posed as a
friend of Kim's and episode 22, when he first met Win's sister
Meurk. |
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In the
last episode I included a picture of Josephine almost
hidden behind an elephant, so to make amends I
include a better photo of her (left).
Marianne told me that Casper and Josephine are just
friends. Casper, are you mad? The picture on the right
is of course of Marianne's daughter Lærke, sporting a
fascinating cheeky grin. It is included for Kim's
benefit, as it emerged that Kim is so old that he has
known Lærke from before she was born. Apparently, rather
like my friend Dan and daughter Jacq, Kim is an honorary
uncle held in high regard. Lærke, this is Kim we are
talking about, are you
mad? Marianne and Michael, you have lovely children, but
what is it wrong with their judgement? |
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It seems
like ages ago, but it was only in
December that Kim's parents Inge and Svend Aage came to Nongkhai
for a few days. They are regular readers of this site,
and it was great to meet them. They came just before
Dott and I went to UK, and I had quite forgotten taking
this photo until I rediscovered it recently.
It will also
serve as an easy introduction to the continuing
tale of Dott and Tony in the UK. |
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In episode 29 I
paused the tale of our visit to UK when we were with Dan in
Broadstairs.
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We spent the next 10 days with my parents at Hollyfield,
preparing for, enjoying, and getting over Christmas. In the week
before Xmas, Dott and I took the tube to London. Our first
destination was the London Eye. We had carefully chosen the day with
regard for the weather and were rewarded with splendid views of
London and the surrounding counties when we were at the top. We
took a lot of photos, here are some of them. |
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just started, looking east towards the Jubilee
footbridge |
about half way up looking west to Westminster & Lambeth bridges |
Houses of Parliament, Big Ben & Westminster Bridge |
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Buckingham Palace & The Serpentine |
just over the top and starting to descend |
the
view of the 'Eye' from the Jubilee footbridge |
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Once we had
completed our 'turn' of the eye, we walked along the South Bank
to the Jubilee footbridge, where we crossed over the river,
meeting Eric Bristow (an English darts player) and a film crew
in mid span. From the Embankment we walked north up
Northumberland Avenue to Trafalgar Square, where we took more
photos until the camera battery expired. |

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Left Trafalgar Square and Nelson's Column, while above Dott sits
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From Trafalgar
Square Dott and I walked north to Leicester Square where we
stopped for a fish and chip lunch, then through Soho, passing by
Chinatown and through Berwick Street market until we reached
Oxford Street, arriving just as the illuminated decorations were
being switched on at dusk. We visited a number of well known
stores, but all the walking had tired Dott, and she had little
appetite for shopping (part of my cunning plan). To conclude our
visit, we walked back along Oxford Street to Regent Street, then
down Regent street to Piccadilly Circus where we got the tube
train back to Cockfosters. The drive from Cockfosters to
Hatfield takes you through Potters Bar, so we stopped for our
evening meal at a Thai restaurant there with the name 'Thai
Rack'. This is actually a very clever play on both words in both
the English and Thai languages. |
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The food was
excellent, so good in fact that we went back a couple of weeks
later. This guy (left) seemed to be in charge, shame on me that
I can't remember his name, but what I do remember is that he
came from Udonthani, only 55 km from Nongkhai, and when he
presented the bill he gave us an unsolicited discount, probably
because we too came from Issan. The chef (right) also came from
Issan, but somewhat further south, as she came from Buri Ram.
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Christmas
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For many years my
mother and father have spent their Christmases staying with
their very good friends Joan and Roy. Sadly Roy died just before
Xmas 2004, so it was inevitable that Xmas
2005
would be different. When I visited my parents in May/June last
year (part 19) my mother told of her plan to invite Joan to
Hollyfield for Xmas. I thought that it was an excellent idea,
but was worried that at 82 (and my father at 87) she would be
taking on a lot of work. So we jointly agreed that I would come
in December with Dott, and the five of us would spend Xmas
together, with Dott and me undertaking as much as possible of
the chores, leaving mum to organize while enjoying her rôle as
hostess. It worked very well, and all five of us enjoyed our
first Xmas together. For Xmas day Dott and I wore traditional
festive Thai clothing, right, complete with glass of champagne.
Saturday had been
spent doing most of the preparation, so that Xmas day we had
only to do the cooking. We had so much prepared and cooked that
we didn't need to cook again for three days. |
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l to r Mum, Dad & Joan raise a glass |
the
Xmas table |
flaming Xmas pudding |
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I offered a choice
of wine on Xmas day, hence the two bottles on the table. Joan
and Dott went for the Medoc, while Mum and I went for a St.
Emilion. It had been a gift from Mark and Linda when we visited
them some two weeks earlier. It was the last Chateau Moulin St.
Georges from Mark's cellar. I have to say thank you Mark, it was
wonderful, Mum and I managed to make it last until Boxing
day. There was a sprinkling of snow on the ground (below left)
when Joan went home on Tuesday, so Dott and I delayed our
journey to Bury St Edmunds until Wednesday. This turned out to
be a good decision as on Wednesday the roads were clear, and
most of the fields had no more than a 'dusting' (below centre).
That changed as we approached Bury St. Edmunds, where there had
been a heavy snowfall (below right). |
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In Suffolk, Dott
and I once more stayed in Chris's house, but spent most of our
time with my daughter and her family. We did appreciate the
freedom afforded by Chris's absence, and repeat our thanks for
the use of his house and his car during our stay. When I visited
UK in May and June last year, my daughter decided it would be a
good time to move from the village of Laweshall to a house on
the outskirts of Bury St Edmunds. This time she decided to move
from the outskirts of Bury St. Edmunds into the town centre.
Below in the old house, Anisa (below left) demonstrated how a
tiara should be worn, while centre her parents Jacq and Pras
have a laid back style and right Chandi just prefers to hold
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Jacq wanted to be
in the new house for the New Year, so we planned the move for
the last Friday in December. We woke to find Bury St. Edmunds in
the middle of a heavy snowfall, with strong winds. Effectively a
blizzard. Not withstanding the atrocious weather conditions, we
agreed we should proceed with the move, and drove very carefully
into town to hire a van. Our decision turned out to be the right
one, as the snowfall eased, then stopped, then turned to rain in
the course of the next hour. We were able to complete the move
that day, although there remained a lot of organising to do.
Left Anisa and
Chandi ready for bed in their new bedroom in the new house. |
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to be concluded
next episode........ |
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Discovery
"A company
that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will
discover that
it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans."
I
didn't find this as funny as some of those previously included,
but I especially wanted to include the picture. |
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Nongkhai
visitors at The Outback |
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Friday night
is music night at the Outback, alternating between a country
evening and a rock'n'roll evening. Last Friday was the first
rock'n'roll evening and was attended by some English visitors
who turned out to be from my old hometown of Folkestone. I lived
there from 1988 until 1999 when I came to live in Thailand.
Below left are Dan and Emily, while centre is their friend Neil
demonstrating an interesting way to smoke a cigarette, he
doesn't light it. Below right a group photo, Neil still sporting
the unlit cigarette. |
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Hooray I am
soon going to be very very rich! |
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The story so far. A bank manager
in Singapore has contacted me and wants to split $15.75
million dollars with me. I offered to meet him in Singapore,
either at the airport, or at his bank.
He replied (in
stilted English for a supposedly well- educated
professional) Dear Tony
Brading,
I must say thank you for your sincere wish to work with me
in this venture which will benefit us both.I have contacted
you to work with me so that i can put you in a position to
receive the funds for both of us as the next of kin to the
funds.
Furthermore,you have to bear in mind that this venture will
be actualised in a short while if you diligently follow my
advise and instructions as i am willing to utilise my
position here at the bank to the maximum to facilitate a
hitch free transfer of the funds into your nominated account
for us both.Also,we shall take the necessary steps that will
give this transaction the necessary legal backing and
authenticity so you should not entertain any fears.
I will need you to give me your full names and address, so
that the attorney to prepare the necessary documents and
affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We
shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and
notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary
documents and letter of Probate/administration in your favor
for the transfer.
I have told where i work and i am married with 2 kids.I will
send you a copy of International passport, certificate of
deposit and the death certificate for your perusal also. I
will want to go into real estate business after we complete
this deal.Pls i will like you to tell me more about yourself
and what you do for a living.
Bye Pascal
Hello Pascal,
Thank you for the further
details.
My name is Anthony Brading,
and I am an English teacher in Thailand.
My present address is
Prachoom Wittaya School etc
etc
I mentioned that I will be
passing through Singapore later this month. In view of
what you are planning, I think that we should restrict
email messages, which are not very secure. I think that
it would be a good idea to meet in Singapore, either at
the airport, or I can come to your bank, especially now
that I know what you look like. What do you think?
Best Regards
Tony Brading
Dear Tony Brading,
Please this is the next step, you are fill this out and send to me as an
attachment via email. You will find attached some
documents for your perusal.
Bye Pasacal.
Hi Pascal,
Sorry about the delay in
replying, but I have been very busy marking exam
papers. Something I will not have to worry about
once our arrangements are concluded. I imagine that
you must be very keen to conclude matters, since
your share is so much larger.
Your last email
indicated that there was an attachment, but in fact
there was nothing.
Would you be kind enough
to send it please? I will try to get the application
to you before I depart for Indonesia.
I arrive in Singapore on
SQ61 next Tuesday at 11.10 a.m. and depart on SQ 166
for Jakarta at 18.45, so
I will have time to come to Collyer Quay to meet
you. I will telephone you once I have cleared
immigration, so that we can arrange a time to meet
(and a place if you don't want to meet in the bank).
The phone number I have
for the bank is 06210 1288. Do you have an extension
number, or should I just ask to speak to you?
Best Regards Tony
Brading
To be
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I've never taken an IQ
test, but there is one available at
www.tickle.com so I gave it a try last week. I did my best but Dott
was wanting to go out and eat, so I rushed it a little, and was
disappointed to get the answer to one of the 40 questions wrong. They
gave me an IQ of 140 which seemed to be fairly good, and said that my
type is Visionary Philosopher. Well now we know. OK that's enough for this
episode. Apologies to my friends and family in the UK not yet mentioned,
but in the next episode I will conclude the tale of our trip to UK,
write about Glen's Beach Party, preview a surprise at the Meeting Place,
have photos from Micky and Oui's wedding and the current festival in Nongkhai, plus of course anything else that I think might amuse or interest you.
If you want to write to us, but you don't know
any of our other email addresses, you can email us at
mail@nongkhai.co.uk
Best Wishes to
all our readers
Tony and Dott 
P.S. Doughnut says 'Woofs
to all readers' and special kisses to Kim.
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