The View from Nongkhai

Part 30

Published

10 March 2006

 

Welcome to episode 30

At the beginning of the last episode I quoted from Richard Dawkins. I did so, because he made me laugh and I wanted to share it. Sadly some readers thought that I was attacking religion in general and creationism in particular. This was not my intention. I simply enjoyed the concept of a God who goes to great trouble to provide predators with beautiful adaptations to catch prey, while with the other hand giving prey beautiful adaptations to thwart them, and the idea that perhaps God enjoys the spectator sport. This may not be as bizarre as it seems at first sight. The Christian Bible says something to the effect that God created Man in His own image. No one would dispute that all mankind enjoys jokes and has a sense of humour, so if you believe the Bible, (and many do) it is logical to infer that God must like jokes and have a sense of humour too (otherwise we would not be made in His image).

Mankind's current view of God is generally anthropomorphic, probably because it elevates our own status. However it has not always been so. It is generally true that the more 'primitive' the society, the less anthropomorphic is/are their God/Gods. While if you believe in the Gaia hypothesis, mankind has no special relationship with the creator. We are simply part of creation/evolution.

Comments on episode 29

From Fred (right) "You misquoted me. What I said was that you sound like Julian at the Mutmee. That is, you have the same upper class accent from somewhere in Gloucestershire."

Ah, so that's why Nigel says "You don't half talk posh Tony".

From Kim (left) via email

Hi Tony.
Given the facts that I'm a former BANKER, I will be counting the number of times you get your manicure done in my wife's salon. The money she makes really interest me a lot.
Love
Kim

From Marianne (right) via email

Hi Tony
I hope you enjoy the sun, - I can tell you  that is was minus 10°C this morning, When I was going to work on my bicycle, my eyelashes were freezing to my cheek. Of course it could not happen to you, even in Denmark, because this happened at 5.30 a.m. - and I think that you are sleeping at this time at the night!!!!! ;-)
I see that you got a "Nigeria-letter". Please be careful. Tony, These kind of people are deeply criminal. Remember: "The cheese in a mousetrap is always free!!!!"
However I have always wanted to respond to letters like this myself. I got one this morning. But I deleted it.
Best regard and a big hug!!!!!
Marianne  :-)
           (I certainly am asleep at 5.30 a.m., especially so if it is minus 10°C ! What a

lovely expression about the cheese and the mousetrap.)

From Markus (right) via email

Dear Tony,
thank your very much for your short but loveley story about Lea and me. The Picture is really natural and i think we are good looking hi,hi. 
Well, i am back in Switzerland for work now. Lea is in India for another 2 months and after one day i miss my magnificant lady.
I hope you had not too much headpain after drinking so mutch beer lao.
All the best wishes and buddha bless you
Markus

Ah Markus, you are so modest, here is a picture of your magnificent lady perched on the top bunk.

From Gemma (left and right) via email

Tony please destroy that awful photo of me taken in Bangkok last month. Consider it done. I wanted to replace it with the one on the left but Gemma's comment was "I really don't like this photo either do you have any more? If not go ahead and use it I will just have to get over my vanity problem xx"  I took the one on the right out of a movie, and was relieved when Gemma commented "Yeh Tony that one is fine we got there in the end!!!"

In countries with four seasons, autumn can bring particular problems from fallen leaves. Here in Thailand, leaves can fall at any time of the year, and may present a much larger problem. We had some strong winds last month which encouraged this palm frond on a neighbour's tree to detach itself and land neatly straddling the telephone wire to our house. Amazingly the wire did not break, so the frond was suspended some 12 feet above the ground. Eventually Dott and I got it down without breaking the phone wire, and returned it next door.

Visitors from Denmark

 

Either Kim is a lucky man, or it is very cold in Denmark at the moment, as there seems to be a continuous procession of Kim's friends and family coming to visit. Naturally Kim will claim it is the former, but I think Marianne's comment above favours the latter explanation. The latest arrival is Bent, seen here with girlfriend Meurk.

Bent has previously appeared in episode 7 where he posed as a friend of Kim's and episode 22, when he first met Win's sister Meurk.

 

 

In the last episode I included a picture of Josephine almost hidden behind an elephant, so to make amends I include a better photo of her (left). Marianne told me that Casper and Josephine are just friends. Casper, are you mad? The picture on the right is of course of Marianne's daughter Lærke, sporting a fascinating cheeky grin. It is included for Kim's benefit, as it emerged that Kim is so old that he has known Lærke from before she was born. Apparently, rather like my friend Dan and daughter Jacq, Kim is an honorary uncle held in high regard. Lærke, this is Kim we are talking about, are you mad? Marianne and Michael, you have lovely children, but what is it wrong with their judgement?

   

It seems like ages ago, but it was only in December that Kim's parents Inge and Svend Aage came to Nongkhai for a few days. They are regular readers of this site, and it was great to meet them. They came just before Dott and I went to UK, and I had quite forgotten taking this photo until I rediscovered it recently.

It will also serve as an easy introduction to the continuing tale of Dott and Tony in the UK.

 

Visit to UK (contd)

In episode 29 I paused the tale of our visit to UK when we were with Dan in Broadstairs.

We spent the next 10 days with my parents at Hollyfield, preparing for, enjoying, and getting over Christmas. In the week before Xmas, Dott and I took the tube to London. Our first destination was the London Eye. We had carefully chosen the day with regard for the weather and were rewarded with splendid views of London and the surrounding counties when we were at the top. We took a lot of photos, here are some of them.

just started, looking east   towards the Jubilee footbridge

about half way up looking west to Westminster & Lambeth bridges

Houses of Parliament, Big Ben &  Westminster Bridge

Buckingham Palace & The     Serpentine

just over the top and starting to descend

the view of the 'Eye' from the Jubilee footbridge

Once we had completed our 'turn' of the eye, we walked along the South Bank to the Jubilee footbridge, where we crossed over the river, meeting Eric Bristow (an English darts player) and a film crew in mid span. From the Embankment we walked north up Northumberland Avenue to Trafalgar Square, where we took more photos until the camera battery expired.

 

 

 

 

 

Left Trafalgar Square and Nelson's Column, while above Dott sits on the base of the Column

From Trafalgar Square Dott and I walked north to Leicester Square where we stopped for a fish and chip lunch, then through Soho, passing by Chinatown and through Berwick Street market until we reached Oxford Street, arriving just as the illuminated decorations were being switched on at dusk. We visited a number of well known stores, but all the walking had tired Dott, and she had little appetite for shopping (part of my cunning plan). To conclude our visit, we walked back along Oxford Street to Regent Street, then down Regent street to Piccadilly Circus where we got the tube train back to Cockfosters. The drive from Cockfosters to Hatfield takes you through Potters Bar, so we stopped for our evening meal at a Thai restaurant there with the name 'Thai Rack'. This is actually a very clever play on both words in both the English and Thai languages.

 The food was excellent, so good in fact that we went back a couple of weeks later. This guy (left) seemed to be in charge, shame on me that I can't remember his name, but what I do remember is that he came from Udonthani, only 55 km from Nongkhai, and when he presented the bill he gave us an unsolicited discount, probably because we too came from Issan. The chef (right) also came from Issan, but somewhat further south, as she came from Buri Ram. 

Christmas weekend

For many years my mother and father have spent their Christmases staying with their very good friends Joan and Roy. Sadly Roy died just before Xmas 2004, so it was inevitable that Xmas 2005 would be different. When I visited my parents in May/June last year (part 19) my mother told of her plan to invite Joan to Hollyfield for Xmas. I thought that it was an excellent idea, but was worried that at 82 (and my father at 87) she would be taking on a lot of work. So we jointly agreed that I would come in December with Dott, and the five of us would spend Xmas together, with Dott and me undertaking as much as possible of the chores, leaving mum to organize while enjoying her rôle as hostess. It worked very well, and all five of us enjoyed our first Xmas together. For Xmas day Dott and I wore traditional festive Thai clothing, right, complete with glass of champagne.

Saturday had been spent doing most of the preparation, so that Xmas day we had only to do the cooking. We had so much prepared and cooked that we didn't need to cook again for three days.

l to r Mum, Dad & Joan raise a glass         

the Xmas table       

     flaming Xmas pudding

I offered a choice of wine on Xmas day, hence the two bottles on the table. Joan and Dott went for the Medoc, while Mum and I went for a St. Emilion. It had been a gift from Mark and Linda when we visited them some two weeks earlier. It was the last Chateau Moulin St. Georges from Mark's cellar. I have to say thank you Mark, it was wonderful, Mum and I managed to make it last until Boxing day. There was a sprinkling of snow on the ground (below left) when Joan went home on Tuesday, so Dott and I delayed our journey to Bury St Edmunds until Wednesday. This turned out to be a good decision as on Wednesday the roads were clear, and most of the fields had no more than a 'dusting' (below centre). That changed as we approached Bury St. Edmunds, where there had been a heavy snowfall (below right).

In Suffolk, Dott and I once more stayed in Chris's house, but spent most of our time with my daughter and her family. We did appreciate the freedom afforded by Chris's absence, and repeat our thanks for the use of his house and his car during our stay. When I visited UK in May and June last year, my daughter decided it would be a good time to move from the village of Laweshall to a house on the outskirts of Bury St Edmunds. This time she decided to move from the outskirts of Bury St. Edmunds into the town centre. Below in the old house, Anisa (below left) demonstrated how a tiara should be worn, while centre her parents Jacq and Pras have a laid back style and right Chandi just prefers to hold hers.

Jacq wanted to be in the new house for the New Year, so we planned the move for the last Friday in December. We woke to find Bury St. Edmunds in the middle of a heavy snowfall, with strong winds. Effectively a blizzard. Not withstanding the atrocious weather conditions, we agreed we should proceed with the move, and drove very carefully into town to hire a van. Our decision turned out to be the right one, as the snowfall eased, then stopped, then turned to rain in the course of the next hour. We were able to complete the move that day, although there remained a lot of organising to do.

Left Anisa and Chandi ready for bed in their new bedroom in the new house.

to be concluded next episode........

Discovery

"A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will discover that it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans."

 

I didn't find this as funny as some of those previously included, but I especially wanted to include the picture.

 

Nongkhai visitors at The Outback

Friday night is music night at the Outback, alternating between a country evening and a rock'n'roll evening. Last Friday was the first rock'n'roll evening and was attended by some English visitors who turned out to be from my old hometown of Folkestone. I lived there from 1988 until 1999 when I came to live in Thailand. Below left are Dan and Emily, while centre is their friend Neil demonstrating an interesting way to smoke a cigarette, he doesn't light it. Below right a group photo, Neil still sporting the unlit cigarette.

 

 

Hooray I am soon going to be very very rich!

 

The story so far. A bank manager in Singapore has contacted me and wants to split $15.75 million dollars with me. I offered to meet him in Singapore, either at the airport, or at his bank.

He replied (in stilted English for a supposedly well- educated professional)

Dear Tony Brading,
I must say thank you for your sincere wish to work with me in this venture which will benefit us both.I have contacted you to work with me so that i can put you in a position to receive the funds for both of us as the next of kin to the funds.
Furthermore,you have to bear in mind that this venture will be actualised in a short while if you diligently follow my advise and instructions as i am willing to utilise my position here at the bank to the maximum to facilitate a hitch free transfer of the funds into your nominated account for us both.Also,we shall take the necessary steps that will give this transaction the necessary legal backing and authenticity so you should not entertain any fears.
I will need you to give me your full names and address, so that the attorney to prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of Probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.
I have told where i work and i am married with 2 kids.I will send you a copy of International passport, certificate of deposit and the death certificate for your perusal also. I will want to go into real estate business after we complete this deal.Pls i will like you to tell me more about yourself and what you do for a living.
Bye  Pascal

Hello Pascal, 
Thank you for the further details. 
My name is Anthony Brading, and I am an English teacher in Thailand. 
My present address is  
Prachoom Wittaya School etc etc
I mentioned that I will be passing through Singapore later this month. In view of what you are planning, I think that we should restrict email messages, which are not very secure. I think that it would be a good idea to meet in Singapore, either at the airport, or I can come to your bank, especially now that I know what you look like. What do you think? 
Best Regards 
Tony Brading

Dear Tony Brading,
 Please this is the next step, you are fill this out and send to me as an attachment via email. You will find attached some documents for your perusal.
Bye Pasacal.

Hi Pascal, 
Sorry about the delay in replying, but I have been very busy marking exam papers. Something I will not have to worry about once our arrangements are concluded. I imagine that you must be very keen to conclude matters, since your share is so much larger. 
Your last email indicated that there was an attachment, but in fact there was nothing. 
Would you be kind enough to send it please? I will try to get the application to you before I depart for Indonesia. 
I arrive in Singapore on SQ61 next Tuesday at 11.10 a.m. and depart on SQ 166 for Jakarta at 18.45, so I will have time to come to Collyer Quay to meet you. I will telephone you once I have cleared immigration, so that we can arrange a time to meet (and a place if you don't want to meet in the bank).
The phone number I have for the bank is 06210 1288. Do you have an extension number, or should I just ask to speak to you? 
Best Regards  Tony Brading

To be continued......

 

I've never taken an IQ test, but there is one available at www.tickle.com so I gave it a try last week. I did my best but Dott was wanting to go out and eat, so I rushed it a little, and was disappointed to get the answer to one of the 40 questions wrong. They gave me an IQ of 140 which seemed to be fairly good, and said that my type is Visionary Philosopher. Well now we know. OK that's enough for this episode. Apologies to my friends and family in the UK not yet mentioned, but in the next episode I will conclude the tale of our trip to UK, write about Glen's Beach Party, preview a surprise at the Meeting Place, have photos from Micky and Oui's wedding and the current festival in Nongkhai, plus of course anything else that I think might amuse or interest you.

If you want to write to us, but you don't know any of our other email addresses, you can email us at mail@nongkhai.co.uk 

Best Wishes to all our readers 

Tony and Dott 

P.S. Doughnut says 'Woofs to all readers' and special kisses to Kim.

        

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